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  1. demon: i possessed you
  2. me: get the fuck out
  3. demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  4. me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
Posted 8 hours ago

chrisdaps:

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

Love this.

(Source: chrisprattings)

Posted 23 hours ago

flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

Posted 1 day ago
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vye-leviathan:

allthingspawnee:

<3

I want a romance like this.

Posted 1 day ago

fishingboatproceeds:

I have always wondered if this was a reference to James Joyce’s Ulysses, in which Bloom carries around a potato for much of the novel.

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

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raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator.