Posted 1 hour ago

hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

Posted 4 hours ago

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

Posted 7 hours ago

I swear I am a mature law student……

cumber-kitty:

pronkbaggins:

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Posted 11 hours ago

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible)

Posted 1 day ago

bizzareandbeautiful:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.

Posted 1 day ago

legolasofthewoodlandelves:

The BBC. Consistently asking the important questions in life.

(Source: smuchshypush)

Posted 1 day ago

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

Posted 1 day ago

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

Posted 1 day ago

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

Posted 2 days ago

slowlydisappear:

captaincorbie:

previouslysane:

liamsmile:

I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE

OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT

THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR

IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION

BAHAHAHAHA

(Source: degenerossi)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago